how I tell stories 

• me: and then she was like
• me: and im like
• me: but then shes like
• me: then theyre like
• me: so i was like
• me: yeah like
• me: i know like
• me: ye

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• Girl: What's your favorite color?
• Boy: Black.
• Girl: Which type? Rebecca Black, Jacob Black, or Sirius Black?

lulz-time:

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what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots

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